The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

He’s also in his 50s not his 70s, which counts for something, though Trumps still a strong favourite to survive this thing unfortunately.

What it does for his electoral chances will be interesting to see.

Maybe he will expire on the eve of the election and win it posthumously, and the world will get the best POTUS it’s had in at least 70 years, ie a dead one who can’t do any more damage.

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Are champagne sales shooting up?

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ehhhh

they have to say that

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And I have to call them fuckers.

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fair enough

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How likely is this fake news?

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haven’t had a bottle in years and wouldn’t buy one until it’s clear he’s dying.

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I’ve got a magnum of 2009 Cristal ready to go on ice at a moments notice.

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50/50. Either it is or it isn’t.

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This is bad timing. Have a bunch of work to do tomorrow, and going camping this weekend to unplug.

Now I’m hoping I get cell service at the camp site.

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I just ordered 12 bottles

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we’re not gonna get any good or bad news this weekend. enjoy your trip

Yes, but I’ll miss the 3000 snarky and witty UP posts.

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This was my immediate reaction too

Yeah I just put Big Brother back on. There wont be any other actual news tonight

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1311901230982148096

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My wife just showed me that tweet!

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I know. It’s insane. I saw even Cenk Uygur was wishing Trump a speedy recovery. Da fuq? Were these people mourning when Bin Laden died? Trump is a monster, and he’s never going to jail. This is likely the only chance of justice for the truly heinous life he has led.

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Trump is going to fade this like he does all negative consequences and we will further hear from his supporters about his good genes and how powerful he is. At least the optics are bad for him.

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