The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

https://twitter.com/derektmead/status/1311893920884776963?s=19

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This aged well, stamped to the relevant time.

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In sportsball it’s what they call loser’s limp.

20’s to run, still overblown a bit he’s not that likely to die in 30 days

how long did it take cain?

They fucked it up big-time. Lemon was on air live when the tweet went out. They should have been in his ear immediately and instead he threw to break. He’s back on now.

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1311896070558035968?s=19

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Trump is 140 years old with infinite amount of underlining conditions. I think betting on Pence isn’t a terrible idea at those odds.

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lol Brian Williams on NBC/MSNBC has no idea what is happening

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Imagine being the Dr who told him:

“Sir, you have tested positive for… for… a democratic hoax”

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https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1311882251005759489

Horny soldiers, doing their duty to the country

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Was Trump already positive on Tuesday during the debate? Biden should get tested ASAP.

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Call me skeptical but I’m not buying this.

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I mean, this has to hurt him electorally.

A lot of adrenaline kicking in. Gonna be a long night. I must say though that these past few years have been bonkers for the national media. They’ve got to be pretty burnt out. But props for the great overall coverage.

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not really, his rallies won’t kill his supporters now

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!!!

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Agree, but would be surprised if he’s not getting tested constantly anyway

I can’t believe he’d be so quick to announce this. Put my money on “gigantic ploy to avoid next debate.”

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Zero point zero chance Trump used the word entreaties in a sentence,

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It’s a hoax, it’s a hoax, it’s nothing, maskless rallies are safe, POZZED.

Has to hurt.