The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Turn off the TV and save yourself man.

War on Christmas!

I thought he was on hydroxy. Doesn’t that prevent it?

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Lol I wasn’t watching Hannity if that’s what you’re worried about

Whoever it was who’s significant other said that Melania dominates Trump is onto something. Even if it winds up being not true, it think it’s a free roll to just state that she pegs Donald. Just spread that as a thing. It will eat him up. Either it’s true and he will be horribly embarrassed to have it come out or it’s not true and he’ll be upset that everyone believes it.

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Good. I’d be at high risk of a stroke if I tried watching.

Shocking.

https://web.archive.org/web/20201001192012/https://forensicnews.net/2020/10/01/russian-intelligence-connected-bank-deposited-330-million-into-deutsche-bank-america/

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Jesus dude you just tossed clovis a 10 pound medium rare prime tomahawk.

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Hope. What an ironic name.

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Nothing wrong with pegging, unless you are Donald Trump and your whole persona is wrapped up in projecting the image of a hyper masculine dominant man. Then it’s humiliating. That’s what makes it great.

The one thing I’ll say is this adds a shit ton of variance. Biden could have caught it, Trump having a positive test and no symptoms could give him a boost, Trump recovering after bad symptoms could give him a boost, Trump dying could do crazy things to turnout.

Biden team should be preparing to make a rapid change to running against Pence, in which case hanging the entire COVID response around his neck is the obvious play.

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I send my thoughts and prayers to Hope.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1311846222039314434

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Odds he’d even notice this flag looks different?

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Remember when the Melania tape dropped, like a month ago?

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If Trump dies or quits, I assume all his votes just go to Pence? A couple million people (at least) have already voted.

They’re voting for his electors, so probably. But the electors could probably vote for whomever they wanted. Varies by state.

They will just cancel the election probably.

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The perfect gif doesn’t exi…

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