The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Sharing an umbrella? Come on. Fake news.

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Wait until you find out that faking it is their way to get him out of any more debates while gaining some sympathy from morons.

Seems unlikely that trump contracting Covid would help him politically, given his, you know, public stances on Covid.

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I admit it’s quite a plot twist.

“…Guilfoyle had often shared lewd images, noting that she had shown photographs of male genitalia to them, too—some of romantic partners, others of fans.”

I have a hard time believing that anyone would send this woman dick pics:

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You are obviously not a woman…

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Locked up as in a win or a loss? If it’s a loss and they’re just trying to save the senate why do this?

Are we at the point where the senate has to refuse to condemn white supremacy to placate Trumps base to vote for them?

What about him being in lots of pain? That could be pretty awesome.

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What Republican replacement candidate is going to claw voters away from Biden while holding on to the MAGA chuds?

Sold!

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Most of Biden’s support are people voting against Trump. They don’t all turn out if Trump dies.

Not even being able to enjoy Trump dying would be peak 2020.

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I fuckin swear if Biden becomes president I’m going to have the best time ever trolling republicans for 4 years. Yeah thats right mother fucker we’re china now WOMP WOMP losers get the reeducation camps so you better support general secretary of the democratic party dear leader Joseph R. Jinping

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Just walk around saying Ni Hao and bowing to random Republicans.

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Welp.

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1311840789086064640?s=09

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Imagine when the Donald Trump tapes come out.

Also, hopefully that ends the “I’m woke and I’m gonna defend Melania” portion of the proceedings.

PS: she just leaped over Ivanka for 2024 GOP frontrunner status

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The base is going to eat this up. Not only Donald who owns the libs!

Holy shit. Not much makes my jaw drop anymore but that…that did it. It won’t matter much but what a perfect tape to prove how awful she is.

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Can you just imagine all the fainting if Michelle or Hillary were recorded saying “fuck” multiple times? Never mind the Christmas shit.

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It’s become a game now at this point. What will the “They won’t let us say Merry Christmas” people say?

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