The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Jesus what is the breakdown right now. I know it’s 236/200 by members. Not sure about by state.

“right now, Republicans control 26 delegations to Democrats’ 22, with Pennsylvania tied and Michigan a 7-6 plurality for Democrats, with a 14th seat held by independent Justin Amash”

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If it goes to the House, it’s a win for Trump.

Any world in which the 2020 election flips enough House delegations to the Dems such that they could win an election sent to the House is a world where Biden absolutely wafflecrushed to the point that he likely has 270 EVs in the bag before the West Coast is counted.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310970857930489859
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Are all three of Trump’s most recent campaign managers (Manafort, Bannon, Parscale) in custody right now?

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Well. This is depressing. Time to change our thinking?

https://gen.medium.com/i-lived-through-collapse-america-is-already-there-ba1e4b54c5fc

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Almost 4 years ago:

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This is true of fair elections. If there are issues certifying electors I suppose it could be possible we flip one or two more.

Is Amash retiring? He would absolutely respect the outcome of the election and is almost certainly in a very red district, so that seat could swing the Michigan delegation. Not sure how ties work in these scenarios, although I have some ideas for tie breaking methods the people of Michigan might wish to consider.

It’s the new congress so dems could possibly flip that

lol, this should needle him pretty good:

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Do they cut it down and announce the finalists? Biden making the cut and Trump not making it would be amazing, especially in about three weeks.

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If you’re waiting for a moment where you’re like “this is it,” I’m telling you, it never comes. Nobody comes on TV and says “things are officially bad.” There’s no launch party for decay. It’s just a pileup of outrages and atrocities in between friendships and weddings and perhaps an unusual amount of alcohol.

Perhaps you’re waiting for some moment when the adrenaline kicks in and you’re fighting the virus or fascism all the time, but it’s not like that. Life is not a movie, and if it were, you’re certainly not the star. You’re just an extra. If something good or bad happens to you it’ll be random and no one will care. If you’re unlucky you’re a statistic. If you’re lucky, no one notices you at all.

In the last three months America has lost more people than Sri Lanka lost in 30 years of civil war. If this isn’t collapse, then the word has no meaning. You probably still think of Sri Lanka as a shithole, though the war ended over a decade ago and we’re (relatively) fine. Then what does that make you?

America has fallen. You need to look up, at the people you’re used to looking down on. We’re trying to tell you something. I have lived through collapse and you’re already there. Until you understand this, you only have further to fall.

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Announce that ten minutes before tonight’s debate

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Nah, it’s all secret. That someone has even been publicly nominated is meaningless. Outside of trolling, of course.

Fuck it, Dems should just announce that Biden’s a finalist and Trump isn’t just to trigger him.

Biden: What do you want, a signed letter? Anyone can look at us and know I’m a finalist and you’re not.

He wont lose the Christians this time. They know he put a judge on the SC who will do their bidding later. So they will ignore this and gladly take the gift he is sending them.

https://twitter.com/DelWilber/status/1310989233411293187?s=20

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Unfuckingbelievable (not really).

That’s a slam dunk felony, btw.