The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Shits getting old. Seven weeks from now, no more two weeks.

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In Texas, two weeks is the official distance to anywhere

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This is not a thing in Trump’s world unfortunately

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That’s right, I’m not from Texas.

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MAKE IT STOP

Just as a quick point about how shitty Vegas is when it comes to culture, I saw Lyle Lovett at the Joint at the Hard Rock in 2009ish, and it was me, my wife, and about 12 other people in the entire place.

Lyle still cranked out an amazing show.

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So they’re going full Q on the “human trafficking” messaging, aren’t they?

Oh we’re talking about Ben Shapiro again?

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This seems fairly significant. Mitch wants to play ball. Let’s play some ball.

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Fuck me. Do the grifters have some type of AI program churning out books? There’s a new right wing fox grifter book every week.

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So then all we have to do is win. Just win.

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So 25% chance waaf

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