The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

New house, who dis?

Biden is really piling on the ads in Philly. Balance of Trump slams and inspirationals.

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We’ll get there eventually. The guillotine gets sharpened nightly.

Hope it stops before it gets to me.

Seriously the guy is freaking neo.

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“You can’t arrest me, it would cause me irreparable harm!”

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I mean, we all kind of forget because we haven’t been to a soft target in 6 months, but worrying about someone murdering you at a movie theater, concert, casino, public square, etc. sucks dick and really takes away from the experience. I would snap leave this country for somewhere with universal healthcare and gun restrictions.

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Oh, somehow I misread your post I thought you wanted to ban lawbros. My bad on that. Although I was ok with it.

Yeah, guns should be banned. I hate guns so badly and I get closer to buying one by the day. This should not be a thing and it’s not my fault. It’s an absolute joke that getting rid of guns is practically and politically unfeasible.

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I wouldn’t be opposed to banning lawbros either.

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The legal system is absurdly broken.

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Rich person v. Consequences

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1300562884896927745
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Not really though.

Can you buy a gun and store it at a range or something? I wouldn’t want it in my house unless and until the shit really completely hits the fan.

I don’t have any kids but I have mine separate from the bullets (not locked up though) and I honestly sometimes forget they are in my house. So weird how gun nuts clean and polish them and shit all the time. Maybe because I was raised part time on a farm where they were always there to kill varmints and stuff.

A gun is highly unlikely to make me safer. If the shit really hits the fan, one firearm isn’t going to help. And having one in the house with small children is a significant risk.

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Do not buy a fucking gun lol

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https://twitter.com/mikiebarb/status/1300562494897950725?s=19

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I am going to agree. If you are questioning whether or not you should buy one you probably shouldn’t. If you do, plan on taking courses or classes to learn to use it properly and safely. My family were military who won expert marksman and sharpshooter awards and shit and were not gun nuts so I was trained to handle them responsibly from about 6 years old. Before what is happening right now, I still contemplated selling them all every once in awhile.

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Let’s see Trump try to ace the updated cognitive exam

https://twitter.com/mikiebarb/status/1300554098614439938?s=20

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I wonder if he’d feel the same if protesters were shooting paintballs at cops. :thinking: