The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Yeah you can call the bread garnish until you get a dish where the bread is supposed to be the star. Bread is amazing. There are also sandwiches where the bread is a garnish.

I can tell you that a good tortilla is like 90% of what differentiates breakfast tacos from each other. The best of course have an amazing tortilla and great stuff to put in it, but the tortilla is the single most important thing. A bad tortilla isn’t something you can make up for.

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We call those rice wrappers

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My pony is stuffed in a pita wrap

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Those things are so good.

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Only the authentic pony-in-pita places are good. Everything else is a lame knockoff.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307012715324551172
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Stupid Woodward didn’t include anything that happened after his book was published. What a bad writer.

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What was in it for them, Don? They got their own day!

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*John McCain not included

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Guillotined zombie baby.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307021711930544135
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307030660390027264
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307030664798240770
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KILLING BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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looking at the line pictures, you might be a bit late on this one, donny

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1306995102921916416

/Thread… :point_up:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1306995295809662981

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Twitter will certainly hide this tweet, right?

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https://twitter.com/SRuhle/status/1307016219359313920?s=20

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