The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Just as there is a floor to how low Trump will go in the polls no matter how badly he screws up the COVID response, there is a ceiling to how high he can reach even with a great response. He would always be one major fuck-up away from losing.

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I agree with that.

@BestOf

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While this is true, polling before Covid was like Biden +2 with some polls Trump leading. Built in electoral advantage, and cheating, Trump was a huge favorite. The only other thing that could have fucked him up was a market crash that stayed crashed until after the election.

Only shit affecting old white people could have hurt him in the election

Don’t forget that Jared, his wife, his kids, all their friend, etc live in NY. He’s saying that he doesn’t care if all their neighbors die from Covid because he’s so rich that he’s isolated from real world problems. This is straight up guillotine stuff.

This is very amusing but don’t forget that half of Americans have been brainwashed into thinking this is an argument in favor of Trump. All those “qualifications” just prove that Egghead on the left is a deep state liberal elite that wants to tell you how to live your life. Donnie Dumb Dumb is a Real American who will use his obvious common sense and proven track record of business acumen to cut through all the BS like data and science and get to the real heart of the matter.

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Nate put up a Senate model. Dems slight favorite. Hooooldddd.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1306594904546504709

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While there were a handful of polls that Trump, I think Biden usually had a healthy margin most polls. I recall that pre-COVID polls on hypothetical matchups didn’t see that much difference between how most Dems would do against Trump.

The important thing is that even back then Biden was hitting 50% or more in a decent number of polls. It’s going to be hard for Trump to overcome that. There are fewer undecided voters in 2020 than 2016. Late deciding voters are going to break more favorably for Democrats in 2020 than they did in 2016.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1306951764382490626
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Don’t go to Home Depot

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https://twitter.com/check_yellow/status/1306930968486465543?s=20

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Lmao nuke Arkansas

I wouldn’t taunt the (checks rankings) 16th richest man in the world with my campaign out of money in (checks calendar) mid september sir. I know you love being called sir.

Seriously he’s one irritating tweet away from Bloomberg paying Uber to give unlimited rides on election day in the state of Florida.

EDIT: I appreciate all the people who liked this post in its original form. Good god did I butcher that last sentence.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1306977955340578822
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Does anybody actually believe that utter nonsense? You have to be so out of touch with reality to think it’s even in the realm of reality.

I know, I know.

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Wait I thought the China Virus was no worse than the swine flu. So confused.

“Also please can I have some money Vegas Wheelchair Crypt Keeper?”

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Pelosi wants to kick your puppies!!! Sad! I like puppies that weren’t kicked! MPGA!