The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Go Harrison! Whoever the hell that is.

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Every time they start in with the “protecting pre-existing conditions” thing someone in the press should sound a loud Family Feud “X” sound effect.

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Really need this for a Trump debate. Daniel Dale sitting at the buzzer live fact checking.

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Someone ought to bring a Vic Berger-style air horn imo.

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I mean, tell me this wouldn’t be effective:

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Its also totally consistent with the ongoing transformation of politics to a gameshow.

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Fuck him for not using whiz.

No true Philadelphian would use anything other than whiz on their cheesesteak.

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Trump is +6 in SC, so take that for what you will (I personally take it as quite telling…in a good way)

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One of the things I liked about Pittsburgh was Uncle Sam’s subs grilled cheesesteak with provolone, as god intended. Don’t even know if whiz was an option.

Cheesesteak is probably the most overrated sandwich in America.

It’s good but it’s bread, steak and whiz. That’s a joke of a sandwich.

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I agree, something like that is screaming out for some acidity to round it out. If you add pickles or a vinegary hot sauce to a basic cheesesteak it would probably taste a million times better.

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try one with chipotle tabasco. I’ve done it. It’s awesome.

I bet the green tabasco would be good, too.

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Agree. We’d do the same with the cheese steaks from Monkey Paw over in East Village SD. RIP Monkey Paw. That place had like 30+ rotating taps of all local brews.

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We’d go there every time the Reds were in town before the game. :frowning:

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Steak Escape is incredible. Might only be in Ohio though. They (unsuccessfully) tried expanding and I can only assume they are terrible business people because their product is incredible. This is partially confirmed by their terrible website and even worse promotional video.

I miss my steak sandwiches at the casino, the chief was top notch, as we say up here “A pure belter” of a sandwich.

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That’s kinda similar to Uncle Sam’s, been around 40 years and has 4 locations. Their website doesn’t even have pictures. Uncle Sam's Menu | Some of the best sandwiches in the universe

Found a couple of photos.

Note that the Ultra Philly Cheese Stake in Pittsburgh comes with provolone.

dd

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