The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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When I was five months old my dad hit a moose going 60 with me in the car with him. Both of us barely had scratches but the truck was totaled beyond repair. I shouldn’t be alive tbh.

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I wish I could say I would have the presence of mind to say this.

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https://twitter.com/ajdukakis/status/1306278179334696960?s=20

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I can’t find a video of it online, but I am reminded of this SNL sketch:

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https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/1306159234283982849?s=20

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1306287619291127810?s=20

lol not even trying anymore. just say 2 weeks! wtf

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Joe Piscopo lol

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Hitting a Moose when I’m in Moose country is inordinately high on my list of stupid ways I think I might go out.

He’ll get a cabinet position in a Trump 2nd term.

“submenial”?

lol googled it and top 3 hits are directly attributed to david simon. he’s such a wordsmith

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Get her Brian…

https://mobile.twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1306292696764555265

https://mobile.twitter.com/morecowbell11/status/1306297817498091520

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1306288150495584257

Bullshit

I think you mean Grade A Bullshit.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CanUSayRhythm/status/1306281619767152642

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Bev didn’t quite go far enough. Their hatred of weakness is an expression of their own weakness. Fear is their real defining characteristic.

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I was really taken by the description that they project strength by persecuting weakness.

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https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1306299819120562177?s=19

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