The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

The thing that bothers is that Trump probably has some weird fucked up reason for liking November Rain. Even though I agree with him, I imagine him shouting, “Sarah! Sarah! This is the best part! She dies at the end!”

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Hearted for implied Kari Wuhrer reference as Gina Lempke in the movie.

Hall of Fame crush and star of GOAT game show Remote Control.
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Also hit a deer when my wife and I were driving on a cross-country trip in 1999.

I have nothing to add about Donald Trump at this time.

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Turning point is a cancer, fuck Charlie Kirk so much.

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I would consider buying a t-shirt with that slogan printed on it.

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So the plan is quite obviously to claim victory on election night then storm friendly courts to try to get the mail in vote count stopped, and/or physically prevent votes from being counted or even worse seizing the ballots.

What are the Democrats doing to prevent this?

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Maybe have a picture of Barr with his face melted like the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark

Strongly worded letters?

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She does have a mean angry face.

Biden is preparing for a big court fight over the vote. This story is from a while ago, but there are more recent ones in New York Times and FOX news that I googled.

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Hearted for Kari Wuhrer pictures, not for deer-hitting.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1306009102896816130
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Lmao forgot about this, wonder how quick twitter will identify the Republicans?

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I’m joking. My parents came from Mexico. We never ate at restaurants. If we complained we were hungry, my dad would say, “que coman frijoles”.

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Figured this is as good of a place as any to put this:

https://twitter.com/GretchenTG/status/1305974239984484353

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1306011803374227458
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Omg never thought I would have a mind meld with Trump

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That’s Philly cheese steak, I guess? I’ve had that but it probably wasn’t “real” Philly food.

Man he looks ecstatic.

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If they’re serving it on Air Force One, it’s some bullshit.

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Seems like a good choice. She must be good at raking.