The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Just some light genocide. They are the Arrested Development family, but with all the sociopathy and none of the humor.

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Chris Cuomo: “We are stuck in an IDKWTF cycle.”

“It’ll start getting cooler. You just watch.”

Dump going all-in on a nuclear winter one outer, I see.

Actually, it’s closer to flopping a flush with two suited cards if we trust this analysis. ~1% chance of nuclear war each year. I’ve discounted this by 20% for my poker metaphor since not all nuclear wars would lead to nuclear winter (?).

What is the Probability of a Nuclear War? - Marginal REVOLUTION.

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In theory, a Biden election would mean a story like the hurricane would get the coverage it deserves. The days of “All Trump, All the Time” should end. In theory. Somehow, I think Trump will still be the overwhelming topic of news coverage for a few more years, even if he loses. I still struggle to understand why this is the personality that commands this much attention.

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Because he’s been practicing how to be the center of attention his whole life.

I am not for capital punishment but legit thinking about needing Nuremberg type trials and executions when this is all done.

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He’s not just a source, he’s a catalyst for stupid.

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I think execution would be letting these people off way too easy. They need to have their assets and authority stripped away and be forced to work minimum wage service jobs the rest of their lives.

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Death or life earning minimum wage?

For me, life earning minimum wage would be bearable, maybe. But for Trump and his family, they would kill themselves within a year.

What’s our thought on the SD guy that killed the dear human being but called it in as a deer? I thought I saw he is multiple speeding offender. So we think he knew it was a person and he had been drinking and had the presence to come up the deer story and say “oops I’m sorry” in the morning?

Yes.

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Stephen Miller needs to be forced to work as part of a migrant labor crew in Florida for the rest of his days.

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Imagine watching Trump try to play golf at a $25 public course paired up with other people. God he’d be miserable.

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Stephen Miller needs to be captured by Ramsay Bolton, allegedly

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Life in prison, forced to watch CNN all day and all night. Or even worse for him, MSNBC.

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I haven’t read past what has been posted in this thread but seems like forensics should settle this fairly easily.

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