You drive by every day and you say to yourself, “Well, there’s that dead deer, still. When are they going to pick that thing up?” And it gets bloated and eventually deflates. And it’s still there.
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A+
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This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t place it.
Like imagine if a random black person “staged an FBI raid.” Put this asshole in jail.
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son of a goddamn bitch hyachachacha
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So it turns out SD AG victim was a friend of a friend of a friend. I feel compelled to refrain from further dead deer comments.
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Isn’t impersonating a federal agent like, a crime? Better get the FBI on this right away.
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These creeps never have to face real consequences. He’s the Roger Stone of this era, 40 years from now he’ll still be fucking with our political system and doing dumb illegal pranks.
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Depends on how many #MAGA hashtags you have in your social media accounts. They’re like Get Out Of Jail Free cards for federal crimes.
I’m assuming Covid restrictions meant Simon Frick, Financial Investigator for Surefire Intelligence, was grounded in Zurich and couldn’t provide his acting skills for this - I hear he’s quite the amateur thespian.
If he paid his tab via credit card they can probably build a case and nail him for dui manslaughter if they care to bother.
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Trump claiming forest fires are caused by exploding trees is the most 2020 thing I have ever read.
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like a miracle, the pollution will just go away
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I hate to suggest it, but somebody needs to invent a way to strategically unleash covid on certain populations. We’d be way better off if 50% of these schmucks in St. George caught Covid and ended up in the hospital.
Pretty much the entire right wing ethos is that people should be allowed to do whatever they want without consequence. Party of personal responsibility amirite?
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*White People
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*wealthy white people
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