The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I feel attacked

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https://twitter.com/robertjdenault/status/1305548487061393409?s=20

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/legal-issues/fbi-raids-home-of-conservative-conspiracy-theorist-jack-burkman/2020/09/14/cced27cc-f6a0-11ea-be57-d00bb9bc632d_story.html

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Just rub some Szechuan sauce on it and you’ll be fine

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https://twitter.com/SharonLNYT/status/1305546839723212801?s=20

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Seriously, how the ever loving fuck has Jacob Wohl not been thrown in jail yet?

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This also feels analogous to movies with a “twist”. They are supposed to be clever but they’re not that clever really.

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LAW AND ORDER!

https://twitter.com/Ajzionts/status/1305540415957991427?s=20

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I agree there. The most effective propaganda makes you feel clever and insightful without requiring you to be.

Genuinely unsure if Wohl is doing Andy Kaufman or what

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1305553036769542145
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I would bet on genuine delusional grandeur but I have no specific insight.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1305557651292450818
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https://twitter.com/Ajzionts/status/1305548230357327872

The attorney general had been driving home to Pierre after attending the Spink County Lincoln Day Dinner in Redfield, Bormann said. The event was hosted at Rooster’s Bar and Grill

There are a lot of deer here. Luckily I’ve never hit one, but if I did I’m not sure I’d bother to report it. A lot of the time the bodies just lie by the side of the road for days before they’re picked up.

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You expecting to get the questions ahead of time, DJ?

I just left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about how Jacob Wohl is a piece of shit that is getting what he deserves - American is PROUD! :us:

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fanboying for dictators is actually a good thing!

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“You understand that they’re going to have to kill me, and unfortunately, I think that’s where this is going,”

Mr. Caputo delivered his broadside against scientists, the media and Democrats after a spate of news reports over the weekend that detailed his team’s systematic interference in the C.D.C.’s official reports on the pandemic and other disease outbreaks. Former and current C.D.C. officials described to Politico, The New York Times and other outlets how Mr. Caputo and a top aide routinely demanded the agency revise, delay and even scuttle the C.D.C.’s core public health updates, called Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Reports, that they believed undercut Mr. Trump’s message that the pandemic is under control.

Those reports, deemed “the holiest of the holy” by one former top health official for their international respect and importance, have traditionally been so shielded from political interference that political appointees see them only just before they are published.

Mr. Caputo on Sunday complained on Facebook that he was under siege by the media and said that his physical health was in question and his “mental health has definitely failed.”

“I don’t like being alone in Washington,” he said, describing “shadows on the ceiling in my apartment, there alone, shadows are so long.” He then ran through a series of conspiracy theories, culminating in a prediction that Mr. Trump will win re-election but his Democratic opponent, Joseph R. Biden Jr., will refuse to concede.

“And when Donald Trump refuses to stand down at the inauguration, the shooting will begin,” he said. “The drills that you’ve seen are nothing.” He added: “If you carry guns, buy ammunition, ladies and gentlemen, because it’s going to be hard to get.”

Mr. Caputo continued his social media effort after the Facebook event, retweeting a conspiratorial post that hinted with no evidence that armed camps were being established in Washington, D.C.: “Occupants don’t look like vagrants. Looks like forward basing for militant street ops,” J. Michael Waller, a conservative provocateur, posted.

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Coming soon.

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I know what you did

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https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/trump-health-official-freaks-out-over-resistance-movement-at-the-cdc-but-it-is-actually-about-antibiotic-resistance/

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