The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Wow I never knew Idaho was so beautiful. Go badgers!

LOVE GOD

Welcome to TRUMP Country

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wtf is this shit really.

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I’ve been doing 20/4 and only got lightheaded because it was like 100 degrees and i was golfing

Will all that still be true even if you win?

That’s a damn good Halloween house, I would be shivering immediately upon entry.

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Guns before family!

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I hate that I burst out laughing at the Biden peering out from the basement photo.

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It’s true, I didn’t expect the door to the tunnel where they keep the children for torture (why?) and bloodletting (because Peter Thiel) would be so easy to open.

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Well yeah. Your guns don’t nag you constantly about how you’re running your father’s business into the ground.

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This is very evocative of a graveyard.

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I’m happy I read the comments instead of blindly posting to avoid getting ponied.

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I GOT A LIKE FROM @iron81 ! I GOT A LIKE FROM @iron81 !

I love you buddy. When my pilates instructor tells me to stay centered my brain thinks “Like Iron!”

I’m drinking tonight friends get ready to be told that you’re loved. Where’s @clovis8? GET OVER HERE!

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Shame on the 2 people who didn’t heart dlk9’s post but hearted riverman’s

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Riverman’s is better written and funnier.

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No masks, no distancing, no problem. On the way to herd immunity!

Does @coronavirus like this? On the one hand you get free reign to infect that crowd, on the other it draws us closer to herd immunity.

@Narrator is gonna be like “LOL permanent herd immunity…”

How dare you criticize my use of free market likes

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