The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

So in 6 weeks? Better start preparing!

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My entire Twitter feed is one big love-in for George W Bush. The rehabilitation of one of the worst presidents in history is so depressing.

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But he paints purty pictures. And he’s friends with Ellen!

From last night

https://twitter.com/michpoligal/status/1304192248616230912?s=20
https://twitter.com/michpoligal/status/1304194439812976640?s=20
https://twitter.com/michpoligal/status/1304202299896729600?s=20

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https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1304385740063805440

THE CURRENT PRESIDENT LITERALLY CLAIMS MUSLIMS WERE DANCING ON ROOFTOPS IN NEW JERSEY AFTER 9/11.

I am tilted.

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There’s thousands of centrist Dems online who are like “Well, I didn’t vote for him, but he brought us together in a crisis!” Motherfucker, he exploited a crisis to lead us into 20 years of wars, torture camps, and the Patriot Act. JFC, this country deserves to have shitty presidents.

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unfortunately your pony lost all his fans

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Your pony ate too many Hot Pockets.

EDIT: Apparently mine did too.

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I guess going to war with a country not even involved with 9/11 is a calm, non-violent response? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I’m going to start reposting stuff intentionally just to get more pony jokes

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https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/1304407397423894531

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Hackers get a treasure trove of data from LinkedIn. What’s that? It includes Trump’s password? They try the same info out on Twitter for shits and giggles because only an idiot would make their password his famous catchphrase “youre fired” across multiple platforms.

Poring through the database, the trio found an entry for Trump as well as the hash for Trump’s password: 07b8938319c267dcdb501665220204bbde87bf1d. Using John the Ripper, a hash-reversing tool, they were able to uncover one of the Orange One’s login credentials. Some considerable searching revealed the correct email address (twitter@donaldjtrump.com – a different one from the one Trump used on LinkedIn and which was revealed in the hack)… only for the “middle aged” hackers to be defeated by Twitter detecting that the man who would become the 45th president of the United States had logged in earlier from New York.

One open proxy server later, they were in.

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I’m going to start reposting stuff intentionally just to get more pony jokes

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https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1304251333743083522?s=21

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I will never get over my anger and resentment towards the George W Bush Presidency. The moment he got re-elected was the exact moment I realized this country is basically hopeless.

Lots of people trace the GOP path back to Lee Atwater and racism but the proud rejection of facts and reality really hit their stride under W. Not to mention the normalization of a dipshit failson rebranding as a populist being effective in presidential politics.

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Trump just can’t attempt to sound somber without sounding totally fake. Somber isn’t really in his wheelhouse.

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Reagan doesn’t get enough credit for being basically as bad as W.

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Reagan was worse than W, fite me. Everything shitty in our country now can be traced back to Reagan.

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https://twitter.com/ryanbeckwith/status/1304364238815797249?s=21

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