The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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I hate to be the hurr durr normal world guy but damn that’s a wild morning of tweets

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Dude’s totally panicking. Also see he hasn’t figured out how to spell liar yet.

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Why is he flipping out if he thinks that the audio contains “good and proper answers”?

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Trump retweeted this a half hour ago. What the fuck?

https://twitter.com/kgrandia/status/1299750312920584194

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Only thought is this is a photo of him w/o the bullet proof vest and he thinks it’s better than all the photos w/ him wearing it that make him “look fatter than he is”?

Holy shit. He is really throwing everything at the wall this morning. This is unhinged, even for him.

Glad the potus is praising KJU though. We should hold a parade for that little dude, he seems awesome.

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But this looks like on old photo so probably what I said combined with his typical fraudulence.

How about some statues!

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Tom Ridge absolutely went off on Trump over Covid, altered intelligence reports and mail in voting just now on Stephanie Ruhle.

Not that it matters, but was fun to hear. I worked with his Lt Gov and successor when he left to start DHS.

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Sounds like the Dems are really botching this pandemic thing.

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the fact that trump can’t stop running his mouth to BOB FUCKING WOODWARD, noted president-taker-downer, does not bode well for his ability to keep his mouth shut when talking to KJU or Putin or anyone else.

Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX just made this stuff up, just told Trump they built a Death Star, on the assumption that 1) it would make trump feel like a Big Boy President and 2) knowing he would run his mouth and tell everyone

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Thats a better strategy than feverishly screaming DO NOT CONGRATULATE at him hoping he won’t say it. Trump is one of the easiest people in the world to manipulate if you’re willing to debase yourself with fawning praise. That’s why you get so much Dear Leader nonsense from cowardly Republicans, they know that heaping undeserved praise on Donnie Dumb Dumb is a necessary step.

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*lyre

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WTF is he even saying here?

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right, just look at those Kim Jong Un letters and imagine the NK intelligence team laughing their asses off as they wrote them.

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