The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Have some patience. We’re only 250 years into this little experiment and we haven’t worked out all the details yet.

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Just fucking lol

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lmao, this is seperate from the Vance case though right?

SoL Protesters horribly harass elderly Boston merchants, scaring them with loud taunts while taking their tea right off their ship. These Anarchists, not protesters, are Adams voters, but he has no control and nothing to say. Disgraceful. Never seen anything like it. Thugs!

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Yes. Setting a hearing for 6 weeks from now is…interesting.

Somehow Rao is on EVERY MOTHERFUCKING PANEL.

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I like the Reaper art.

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Strange phrasing. I read it as President Trump going to brag and take credit for shit he had nothing to do with or actively tried to sabotage. Not watching.

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Name one thing you’ve done for new york you fucking dunce

Leave?

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That was basically it. I had to watch it for work, unfortunately. It was incredibly generic and low-energy. His largest applause line was when he said that he would protect the second amendment. At the end he signed some executive order, but no one I talked to knew anything about it.

What kind of job do you have where you have to watch a Trump speech?

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Environmental attorney. Most of the work I do is related to the Everglades and the management of Lake Okeechobee, so I needed to monitor it just in case he said something crazy about the Lake. His buddies Brian Mast and Ron DeSantis both want to significantly change the Lake’s management in a way that could be a complete disaster for the water supply of most of south Florida. Mast has already tried several ways to get what he wants, so I wouldn’t put it past him to get Trump to make some crazy announcement. That’s why I need to find out what the EO said.

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We will solve your problems in a matter of minutes

Spoken like a true ambulance chaser. Always the con man.

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