The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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My buddy went to bed like 10 mins ago lol… What a sucker!

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I’m so happy I decided to have one more drink and see if any other news came out tonight!!!11

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Mr President, I’m very happy that you have tested positive for this terrible disease. I hope it is very unpleasant for you.

Be best,

Goebs

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There it is. They weren’t switching MSNBC to live without knowing this in advance.

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This is really gonna bury the Christmas story.

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Any time I think news cycle can’t get crazier, this news cycle happens. Holy shit.

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WOW.

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Is it possible this is a lie to get out of the debate?

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Oh this is the Christmas story, believe me.

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I am having a lot more fun than I did on Tuesday.

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Man going bug chasing to bury the tax story is next level.

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SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

Love,
October

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2020 is the best

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Welp my sources didn’t let me down I guess

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The major networks are asleep at the wheel on this. Just doing regular programming.

MSNBC just said he’s not in perfect heath…but his doctor told me different, not sure who to believe here?

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If they’re not lying - lots of people test positive with no symptoms. They probably didn’t get a full superspreader blast so I bet they end up fine.

eh hopefully hope hicks had a long convo with him on the plane.