https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1253474950180040704
There used to be a forum dedicated to ogling NFL offensive lineman types called football bigguns (my ex was into it). Among that forum supposedly was a sub-culture who think Andy Reid is the sexiest man alive.
Why does every gold digger in Texas look like that and why does it work
I yeah Cowboys hired FAT MIKE
lol
FAT MIKE!!! I totally forgot about that LOL
Mike looking fatter than ever
I do not know who the Dolphins are taking here
Fat Mike is way too close to the camera and itās glorious
I NEED TO KNOW CEE DEE LAMBāS GIRFRIENDāS INSTAGRAM NOW
what the fucking mini-me?!?!?!?
I looked at (who I assume is) his strength coach son first thinking it was Jon.
dlk9s
April 24, 2020, 2:20am
3505
I just tuned in. That Zoom meeting with fans in the background bullshit is stupid.
Also, I realized I do not care at all about this.
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DUCY
April 24, 2020, 2:21am
3506
too bad the Cowboys have Fat Mike now because their offense could have been absurd
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Itās pretty boring. Iām only watching because Iāve been deprived of NBA games.
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So Dallas got the next Amari Cooper, feels like Indy getting Wayne to pair with Harrison.
eta: whoops Iām behind, thought Jeudy went there. CeeDee Lamb is good too but a diff type of receiver.
Itās not like there are offensive geniuses laying around unemployed.
how does mccarthy go from godgers/cobb/jordy/etc to dak/zeke/OL/cooper/lamb
and still wonāt be top 5 in offense
dlk9s
April 24, 2020, 2:23am
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They can still enjoy that awesome first, scripted drive before the offense goes into neutral.
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DUCY
April 24, 2020, 2:25am
3513
Dallas offense was elite last year, seems like Kellen Moore was pretty awesome and now he has to deal with Fat Mike ruining everything he touches
Itās like when GB didnāt have Mike involved, but then he called for a bunch of field goals and they screwed up an onside kick against Seattle and he was back calling plays as a scapegoat solution.