The Moving Biden to the Left Cos He's Got No Place Else To Go Thread

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I was told that on Day 1!!!1!! we would move Biden to the left.

This thread is for documenting and celebrating that movement.

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Nooooo you can’t attack Biden from the left! We need to keep unity for the 2022 midterms!!11

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In to watch the excuses pile up for leaving Joe in the middle.

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Only thing worse than starting this thread now would be if Riverman did it

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If he says “ah man I shouldn’t have been friends with Strom Thurmond. sorry Jack,” does that count as moving left?

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I think that might be an achievable goal within four years! If he still remembers who Strom Thurmond was.

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Lock this thread until Biden actually wins.

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So how is this ‘Moving Biden to the Left’ thing going?

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[Biden takes the stage to rapturous applause]
Thank you. Thank you. Hey [points into crowd] thanks for comin’ out, hah?

[Laughter]
So anyway, listen man, here’s the deal, folks, we’re gonna haveta get ta work real soon, you know before - I mean after - I mean once we’ve got a whole, whole lotta work in front of us, not behind us, is where we need to be looking, uh, at all the ways we can, you know what I - aw I shouldn’t have said that.

[Expectant silence]
We’ve heard a lot of excuses the last four years. That’s gonna end. No excuse for looting. No excuse for them, no excuse from me.

[Mild applause]
No excuses and no empathy. No concessions, none but the bitter mercy of that Sleeper of R’lyeh, Jack.

[Applause picking up]
The Veiled Crow of Leng, folks. The Scavenger of Nebulae. The World-Doom, the Picker of the Bones of Universes, the Vigintillion-Aeon’d Dreamer of Desolation and Despair.

[Enthused applause, beginning to swell. A brief chant of “Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!” begins but fades out]
Lyuh-sun-djek! Kiyuh-mun-mehn! Lyukfadt! Lyukfadt, mal-ah-k’häe! MAL-AH-K’HÃE!

[Rapturous applause. Biden stands, hands aloft, viscous, jet-black ichor oozing from his eyes, ears and nostrils. His tongue, thin and visibly forked, protrudes and undulates briefly before whipping back into his maw. The crowd is now a roiling, ecstatic mass. Several dozen people have torn their eyes out of their sockets, holding up the distended organs as if in offering. The hubbub from this chaotic frenzy coalesces to an eerily unified chant of “Iä ! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nfah Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!” The lights cut out and the chanting abruptly halts, the instantaneous silence then pierced by a gradually amplifying sound like the humming of a quindecillion mosquitos’ wings]

Here we are, stranded
Somehow it seems the same
Beware!
Here comes the quiet life again

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Group protest at the inauguration?

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@bestof

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https://twitter.com/RuckCohlchez/status/1324309131222753281

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if you had any votes, you’d actually win something other than a +50 dem district.

(NE-02 prog loses biden wins, WV sen was 4 points worse by the prog, I mean I get the narrative, they really fucked up but this mindset that there’s this huge groundswell of votes the other way there’s still no evidence of it)

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Voting is for libs

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