The Identity Test

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Not totally serious (but easy to take too seriously), here is a personality test designed by comedian Whitney Cummings.

Answer each question BEFORE you click the spoiler explanations at the end. I promise it’s worth it not to cheat.

  1. What is your favorite animal?
  2. Three adjectives that describe what you love about the animal
  3. What is your favorite article of clothing?
  4. Three things you love about the article of clothing
  5. What is your favorite body of water? Be as general or specific as you like.
  6. Three things that describe that body of water

And here is Whitney Cummings explaining the quiz on Jimmy Kimmel. Explanations for your answers spoilered below.

1+2: These tell you how you perceive yourself
3+4: These tell you how other people perceive you
5+6: This is how you view sex

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  1. Dog
  2. Playful, empathetic, engaged
  3. Sandals
  4. Comfortable, functional, stylish
  5. The pool at the end of a water slide
  6. Purified, controlled chaos, cathartic
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  1. Penguin
  2. Cute, fun, weird
  3. Pajama bottoms
  4. Informal, comfortable, functional
  5. Blue Lagoon
  6. Unique, warm, relaxing
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It says you must be fun at parties

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  1. Lion
  2. strong, free, royal
  3. wig
  4. looks great, washable, protects against rain
  5. The North Sea
  6. to the north, rainy, cold
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Omg

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Should have put some thought into the fifth question because the adjectives for sex were salty, deep and enormous.

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  1. Chimps
  2. Smart, strong, flexible
  3. Twin Peaks t shirt
  4. Soft, off-putting, references the greatest tv show of all time
  5. Dead sea
  6. Incapable of sustaining any life, coveted by civilizations for thousands of years, you can float on top of it without exerting any energy
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tenor (1) (12)

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Peggy Olsen: ONG they are describing themselves.

Don Draper: you’ve never been to one of these?

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Penguin
Stoic, cute af, able to change from haplessness to grace in an instant.
My bobblehat
Cozy, colourful, full of memories
Andaman Sea
Warm, clear, full of life.

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Mine was “large, cold, near my childhood home.”

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Turtle
Prehistoric, dignified, loner
Slippers
Comfy, warm, soft
Shower
Hot, cleansing, relaxing

Edit: meh

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  1. Turtle.
  2. Old, slow, angry.
  3. Thong.
  4. Tiny, Exposed, Obnoxious.
  5. Lake Erie
  6. Burning, Trash, Unpleasant Smell.
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  1. It’s where our family comes together for a summer vacation…oh fuck…
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