I see GOP has been emboldened by impending impeachment acquittal.
Move over First Order. It’s time for the Best Order.

How fucking old do you have to be to get this one?
At least as old as you 
Is anyone willing to do a very simple shop for me?
Requests welcome. What are you looking for?
Could you slap a clown emoji over my face? I was extremely intoxicated and have a weird double chin going 
Any clown emoji will do?
Ain’t picky. Thanks!
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Lmao. Perfect. Thank you
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d’oh, 3 minutes late lol

Hahaha, trump elite!
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Looooool I’ll use that one for Twitter. Thanks 
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Introducing the Klobucharge card

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Watching the debate, Bloomberg was reminding me of a slimy inhuman monster. At first I thought he was Gollum, but then it hit me: he’s got Grinch-eyes.
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Lollllllllllllllll




