“and then chhhhk”
Kidnapping the dog is a little extra, but maybe don’t let your fucking dog run loose to go murder peoples pets.
*Edited to add that the dog also ate $3000 in cash.
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Yeah there are a lot of bad dog owners but this is way disproportionate
It’s preferable to shooting the dog on the spot, which would be justified when facing an animal who has just killed a number of your animals on your own property.
I think the key there is to not be number 1…
Got damn I’m jealous.
It had to happen someday.
I wonder if this is a better than random way to make sure no one else picks your numbers? Probably not. If you exist then most likely so does some other weirdo with the same idea.
Surely it’s some combination of random. Plus avoidance of common biases.
I.e. something that said
Random selection of numbers. Redraw if any two numbers are identical or consecutive.
Would be better than random?
Edit. Even if others have the same idea. You just need fewer people to have the same idea than the number of people who do stupid shit like consecutive numbers or birthdays
Tell you guys what, Dave Brubeck was on to some shit.
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That’s what happens when… (take off sun glasses)… you take five.
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Just had a guy with a BAC of 0.52%. Awake and talking. Talking nonsense but still.
Awestruck by the dedication to his craft.
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1231 musicians play sweet child of mine
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At least it wasn’t November Rain…