The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

yo dawg, we heard you like scams, so we put some scams in your scam

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This has to be bleeding some % of the ā€œ15x MATCH IF YOU MATCH NOWā€ oryourpeenistiny. Fund raising political campaign.

https://twitter.com/AngryButane/status/1603534744775335936

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I don’t get all the ā€˜lol Trump’ for doing standard NFT stuff. This is exactly what everybody else did. There’s been hundreds of nearly identical drops by various athletes, musicians, etc.

The reason to ā€˜lol Trump’ is that he’s 18 months late to the game. This thing would have killed last fall.

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Melania struck when the iron was hot

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I bet a lot of the ā€œLOLTrumpā€ is because the person writing it is a political reporter/commentator who wasn’t previously familiar with the way NFTs work and are only digging into the mechanics now b/c of the Trump hook.

If you basically rewind back to when TopShot was first mentioned around these parts, and remember some of those takes, that will let you know what level a bunch of these folks are on.

I personally LOLd because I expected a bigger announcement. Like something to do with his campaign or something rather than just more begging

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He was the president! Its f’ing embarrassing.

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Looks like they basted him too, don’t leave that out

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Did you watch the ā€œcommercialā€? If you watched the commercial and don’t get all the ā€˜lol Trump’ then we are sincerely living in different realities.

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Plus, I’ll eat my fucking hat if the opportunity to actually see Trump is anything more than him coming out and waving to the crowd for two seconds. Whatever rubes spend their life savings to be there will still say it was the pinnacle of their existence though.

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I just skimmed through it. Seems like something you’d see at 2:00 AM on the History channel.

If he did this when nfts we’re actually a thing, I bet this would have done well. And flipping to cultists would have been pure and a social good.

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From r/conservative:

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YOU DONT SAY DOT JPG

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the NFTs are selling like crazy and finally back over the mint price

Lol Trumpaments. I made the rookie mistake of not respecting the pump. They still go to 0 of course, it’ll just take a bit longer. Too bad we missed out on an easy double buying the dip. …NFA

Why it’s different than just standard ā€œTrump NFTsā€.

  1. It was hyped as MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT that coming from a former president who is actively running again you would expect to be something politically relevant at a minimum.

  2. They are of a fat old guy cartooned up to look like a superhero.

There’s probably a lot more but honestly these two are enough to keep me laughing for a long time.

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It’s kind of hilarious that after all the insurrections and other forms of insanity that it’s the NFT’s that may be a bridge too far for even the most loyal of Trumpkins.

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Not only did they sell out but the cheapest available Trump NFT is approaching $200 on OS.

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