The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

[realDonaldTrump]

To the Great State of Georgia, Get Out and Vote for the WONDERFUL Herschel Walker TOMORROW. Herschel was a Great Athlete, and he will be an even greater United States Senator! To all MAGA Voters, that is, people that want to Make America Great Again and Put America First, tomorrow is a big and important day. Vote for Herschel. I will be doing a Major TeleRally in his honor in a few minutes, at 6 PM ET!

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[beetlejuice]

sell it to Aaron Sorkin

[geewhysee]

Just thinking about pre politics trump, loving life, hanging out with Meatloaf and all the other C list celebs he loves, doing a shit ton of blow, and sexually assaulting countless women. Then one black man makes fun of him for 15 minutes and now he genuinely cares about the outcome of a run off election in a state that he couldn’t find on a labelled map of the United States. Fucking miserable because deep down hes terrified he’s going to keep losing forever now.

[realDonaldTrump]

A great friend and attorney, Jay Goldberg, passed away just moments ago. There was nobody like him. Jay was able to take a complex legal situation, greatly simplify it, and win, or come to a fair conclusion. He was rough on the outside, but inwardly, had a big, giant heart. New York today lost one of its great legal talents. He respected Judges, the Courts, and even, for the most part, opposing lawyers—they will all miss him greatly. My warmest condolences to his wonderful wife Rema, and Family!

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[Devil]

You forgot to say how this person’s death affects you. Sad.

[realDonaldTrump]

Lara Trump was one of the smartest, quickest, nicest, and most professional people on Television. Her delivery, both in terms of presentation and content, was unbelievable—a true natural. Fox News is a much different place now than it was just a short time ago, but the audience loved Lara, her insight and vision—and so does the Trump Family!

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[feedthabeast]

Did Lara die too?

[Devil]

[realDonaldTrump]

RT: https://truthsocial.com/users/jsolomonreports/statuses/109464388194189452Kirstie was a great person who truly loved the USA. She will be missed!!!

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[realDonaldTrump]

RT: https://truthsocial.com/users/dbongino/statuses/109463811112085760What a great guy this hero is!

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[SirOsis]

I guess none of those friends were close enough to get the grace and dignity of a golf course burial plot, like Ivana’s gravel-strewn dirt square by the cart garage. How many times have coyotes dug up Ivana?

[beetlejuice]

it’s a video of a white man running out of home depot with a purse, and a young black man chases him catches him and kicks and punches him when he’s curled up in a ball

violent, but not racist. 2 bags of popcorn

[realDonaldTrump]

RT: https://truthsocial.com/users/JonVoight/statuses/109337513066626805Thank you Jon!

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[TheDuker]

I checked the Ohio statutes, it doesn’t say anything about being able to beat the everloving shit out of somebody while performing a citizen’s arrest.

Local news says he’s a Good Samaritan though, good job I guess.

[TheDuker]

Maybe I’m crazy, but Jon Voight seems to be turning into some sort of MAGA Christopher Walken.

[feedthabeast]

He’s been this broken for a while now.

[realDonaldTrump]

Murder and Violent Crime is at an all time high in NYC, and the D.A.’s office has spent almost all of its time & money fighting a political Witch Hunt for D.C. against “Trump” over Fringe Benefits, something that in the history of our Country, has never been so tried in Court before. Two weeks at trial, yet no MURDER CASE has gone to trial in 6 years, much to the consternation of victims mothers and families who are devastated that NOTHING is being done to bring JUSTICE. Too busy on “Donald.”

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[feedthabeast]

“Donald”

[beetlejuice]

House Jan. 6 Committee Signals It Will Issue Criminal Referrals

[King_of_NY]