The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

:game_die: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1

@Discobot roll 14 d2

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@Discobot roll 14d2

:game_die: 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2

@discobot stfu

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@discobot roll 10000d100

I only have 20 dice. Shameful, I know!

:game_die: 78, 88, 61, 68, 62, 79, 17, 7, 49, 31, 41, 44, 18, 6, 71, 37, 69, 5, 51, 27

Shitty bot.

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@discobot drop trou

@discobot roll 20d100000000000000

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Did you know that the maximum number of sides for a mathematically fair dice is 120?

:game_die: 67, 7, 36, 34, 13, 45, 21, 29, 20, 120, 15, 15, 67, 84, 26, 41, 100, 18, 26, 33

@discobot fellate Donald Trump

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It’s kinda funny that he knows indictments are imminent but almost nobody here does

:thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking:

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Do you really think indictments are just around the corner? I do not feel that way, but if you do that is cool.

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This shit should happen to anyone associated with Trump 10x per day.

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If we terminate the constitution, like Trump is suggesting, that means no more 2A. Republicans are coming for your guns!!!

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