olive garden overcooks their pasta. there i said it.
it’s fine to like it, but i would stay with salad and breadsticks, probably occasional apps
I will only move to a city with four French Laundry locations within a ten-mile radius. At least one must be within walking distance from my apartment above an authentic Mexican street taco restaurant.
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Wheres trump bot?
I we had to live with the bot for 4 years of horror. We deserve to see his death throes.
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On my way to Olive Garden 
In the suburbs 
On a bus 
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Who the fuck doesnt like spam?
Philistines
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People eat brunch in America
Its likely the breadsticks. The garlic salt they use can be overpowering
Becoming less and less true by the day. 19.95 for fettucini alfredo is absurd
Yikes. That is definitely not relatively cheap.
The lunch special I will avail myself of and pop are $15+tip
People who have never tried Spam hate it. Weird how that works. I have eaten pan seared Spam and pan seared foie gras and I can tell you with 100% confidence that Spam is better.
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What if you had pan-seared Spam topped with foie gras?
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Im not one to toot my own horn, but word on the street is my spam fried rice can induce orgasm
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That would ruin the Spam. The correct topping for Spam is a gently fried egg.
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I got an orgasm just from reading your post. #nokinkshaming.
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What if the gently fried egg was topped with foie gras?
Growing up I used to eat spam straight out of the tin cold.
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Ahhh, Aloha bruddah
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I’ll allow it. But sriracha is even better.