The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

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Welp, on the one hand it’s obviously a crime.

But on the other more bigly important and not at all tiny hand, it’s just a dumb box of papers and nobody gives a shit aside from the 12 of us morons left that care about criming.

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I turned on MSNBC yesterday just in time to see Mehdi Hasan put the “ah, well, nevertheless” tweet onscreen

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That employee will go to jail before Trump

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Who would have ever guessed

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Did the mainstream media hurt you, Elon?

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He just keeps confessing

He’s the St. Augustine of crime

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WGH!

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And it just keeps not mattering.

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Dude isn’t a candidate. I say fuck tbe quiet period.

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Tldr dickhead

His consultants might be able to convince him that DeSantis and Trump will split the deplorable vote, while he’ll have the Romney lane to himself. They may also convince him the Romney lane is wide enough to win, since their ability to collect a couple month’s paychecks will depend on it.

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Walt Nauta = A Law Taunt

Simulation confirmed.

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His defense is that he was POTUS at the time he made the defamatory comments he’s being sued over. Twitter law points out that defense doesn’t apply if he doubles down on the defamation as FPOTUS.

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