The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

[realDonaldTrump]

Kelly Cooper will be an incredible Congressman for the people of Arizona’s 4th Congressional District!

A U.S. Marine Veteran, Kelly knows how to Strengthen our Military, Care for our Veterans, Secure our Southern Border, and Support our Brave Law Enforcement. As a Small Businessman, Kelly will work hard to Grow the Economy and Hold Joe Biden and Greg Stanton, who is beholden to the Radical Left, Accountable for their colossal incompetence.

Kelly Cooper has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

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[realDonaldTrump]

Nathaniel Moran will be an outstanding Representative from Texas’ 1st Congressional District!

As the Judge of Smith County, Nathaniel is a Proven Conservative who knows how to Lower Taxes, Grow the Economy, and Create Jobs. He strongly Supports our Brave Law Enforcement and Veterans, Election Integrity, Secure Borders, and our under siege Second Amendment.

Nathaniel Moran is a Champion of our America First agenda, and he has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

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[superuberbob]

Nobody gives a shit about Columbus Day anymore

[Fatboy8]

Counterpoint:

Columbus Day - The Sopranos HD

[realDonaldTrump]

…He has served in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kosovo, and has even traveled to Ukraine recently to provide information for USAID and State Department officials. When everyone else is running away from the tough fights, Cory Mills is willing to stay back and fight. He loves our Country, loves the Great State of Florida, and he will never let us down. Cory Mills has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

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[realDonaldTrump]

A wonderful patriot, Cory Mills, is running for Congress in Florida’s 7th Congressional District as a Pro-America, Pro-Law Enforcement, and Pro-Trump Champion for our beloved Make America Great Again movement. Cory has long been a great fighter for our Country, and he is a decorated U.S. Army combat Veteran who has fought bravely all over the World…

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[realDonaldTrump]

Kelly Tshibaka is doing very well in Alaska, probably leading horrendously bad Senator Lisa Murkowski, a Republican (barely!). The Democrat has no chance, and yet the Old Broken Crow, Mitchell McConnell, is authorizing $9 Million Dollars to be spent in order to beat a great Republican, Kelly, instead of $9 Million Dollars that could be used for Blake Masters, and other Republicans, that with this money would beat their Democrat opponent. Isn’t it ironic?

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[realDonaldTrump]

(image TRUTH)

https://i.imgur.com/YXWRZlU.jpg

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[realDonaldTrump]

(video TRUTH)

https://i.imgur.com/0PDts62.jpg

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[von_Internet]

What about Moses? The teleprompters look a bit like stone tablets.

[Coasterbrad]

Ten commandments you say? Nah, Trump can’t count that high.

[Danspartan]

Is he 10/10?

[TJ_Eckleburg12]

There’s a piece up at the Atlantic titled “The inevitable indictment of Donald Trump.”

I clearly hate myself, so I read it. It’s basically a fawning biopic about Merrick Garland. All about how principled he is, his weighty respect for norms and institutions. That he’s aware of all our criticism of him from us here.

Bonus: it uses some great SAT words that I’m sure really resonate with the more MAGA-inclined readers, like “obviate,” “probity,” “obdurate,” and more.

And it concludes that Garland is getting his process down unassailably perfectly, and we’ll all see…. By Spring 2023 at the latest.

Am I the asshole for perpetuating this never ending farce by giving it my click?

[beetlejuice]

[TJ_Eckleburg12]

What I really need is for @Riverman to read it and give us a line-by-line reaction like Fire Joe Morgan used to do with terrible sports journalism

[Koss]

We’ve actually gotten to the point where I can no longer tell the difference between real and sarcasm with regards to “Trump is in real legal trouble this time” posts/articles etc. So I’d say just keep clicking away and lets see how long we can keep this going for the lolz.

[hey_you]

I feel that what this thread needs is a good Jeb Bush zinger:
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1579270408448405505?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1579270408448405505|twgr^0b19983f99c5cda0449f555cc3be0f8e63a89363|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fjeb-bush-donald-trump-chinese-restaurant_n_63442e64e4b0b7f89f4e4a41

[grue]

He’s running.

[realDonaldTrump]

(testing: I think this is only a link and would cull it)

https://www.rsbnetwork.com/news/trump-slams-old-broken-crow-mcconnell-for-attempting-to-take-down-trump-backed-candidate-kelly-tshibaka/

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[realDonaldTrump]

(testing: I think this is only a link and would cull it)

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/10/huge-crowd-president-trump-rural-nevada-roars-want-trump-says-may/

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