it’s great that we probably spent 50 million dollars to get intelligence like “the leader of france loves sex”
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It’s the “Miss Lippy’s car is green” of geopolitical espionage.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump didn’t sell anything. He was probably tricked into carrying the docs around so foreign assets could just copy them when Trump left them lying by the toilet or something.
This is bombshell stuff! A French politician was having an affair!
He is definitely starting to remind of
Trump smartly leveraging his deal-making and business acumen to get top dollar for state secrets as opposed to like, just being a moron and dumblefucking around a cardboard box of shit that he doesn’t understand isn’t exactly on brand.
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The Macron stuff can’t just be him having an affair/affairs, it’s gotta be more exotic than that.
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Exactly, it’s much more likely he just carried the things around so he could brag and show them off as some stupid kind of power play rather than realizing he could sell them and actually try to.
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Trump is so dumb that the Intel is probably just that Macron has a healthy sex life with his wife.
It’s probably pictures/video.
tRUmpaging?
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