The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Do you want to give Senate seats to a territory with 10% the population of Wyoming? Feels like it would be easy for monied interests to buy enough votes there to capture all elections.

There are theoretical reasons for why these territories might prefer the status quo to either statehood or independence. The Constitution seems to allow for non-state territories belonging to the United States.

Also, a “capitol” is a building and a “capital” is the seat of government.

https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1351984060835487744

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What did he do in june? Why does he have a twitch?

To play Among Us with AOC.

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He was really into Fall Guys for a while

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She used Dido as a ghostwriter.

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Honestly my intentions would be to move all the Pacific Islands to one single state, or even lump them in with Hawaii. But you don’t start with that, you start big and then compromise down

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We need a thread or it will spill out all over. We are going to get a steady trickle of crazy for months/years and this is as good a thread as any to discuss the mess.

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Yeah putting it in a Biden thread would mean we had to read through mountains of boring Biden garbage to get that sweet sweet Trump insanity we have all developed Stockholm Syndrome towards.

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The insanity is definitely going to continue but there is something to be said for closure and putting a feces ridden bow on this turd of an administration. Close this thread and start a Florida Man where is he now thread for all his forthcoming nuttery.

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I think that’s fine too.

Glad I woke up to a peaceful inauguration but I have to say I am going to miss the morning doom scrolling.

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With three people I know still thinking trump is President after the inauguration I might have to rethink registering every American to vote. All these new voters trump brought in seem very confused how things work.

Severe cognitive deficit. There’s no other explanation to me. That’s like a legit disorder or something.

And the thing is they are not even Q folk or supper fans. Just run of the mill non political, until trump, people. Hopefully they go back to not caring about politics or voting.

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you can’t merge usvi and marshalls. or guam. perhaps at large representation.

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Nothing invigorates me more than deplorable on deplorable violence.

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Yeah if they stick around as voters we’re super fucked. I think dems are gonna go back to being lazy since we won and got rid of Trump. That plus the huge inroads with latinos.

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https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1351890941087522820?s=20

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