The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Be very very careful. But don’t wear masks pussies.

Are they still chantung hang Mike Pence?

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Today is the day Trump became President?

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Please don’t leave before you invoke the Insurrection Act and declare martial law!

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one last double-handjob YMCA dance?

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If any of you want to sing along

Young man there’s no need to feel down
I said young man pick yourself off the ground
I said young man 'cause your in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy

Young man there’s a place you can go
I said young man when you’re short on your dough
You can stay there and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything For young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

Young man, Are you listening to me
I said, young man, what do you want to be
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,
But you’ve got to know this one thing.

No man, does it all by himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I’m sure they can help you today

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt, no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive

That’s when someone came up to me
And said young man take a walk up the street
There’s a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything For young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, Young man, there’s no need to feel down
Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground

Y.M.C.A.
Just go to the Y.M.C.A.
Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
Young Man, Young Man, I was out with the blues

Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A

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No dancing. And no Barron.

CNN hell bent on annoying the shit out of everyone

Biden already pissing me off. Waiting because niceties. Please fucking learn.

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I’m so confused by that speech. It was semi sort of normal! This and the weak pardons. Is he really scared about his legal exposure? I don’t get it.

I am.

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At this point he’s probably completely exhausted (can’t imagine he has slept much since election night). Also kind of in a fugue state as his narcissist brain is cranking at 110% capacity to construct the necessary rationalizations and narratives. I expect he’ll come roaring back with election fraud and other grievance stuff after an adjustment period. The only question is how much of a platform he’ll be allowed to have.

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I think putting the impeachment trial on pause has really kept him in line. Getting barred from running in the future means no campaign, which means no donations, which means no grift and he needs the cash more than anything

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do yall think trump like actually buckles his seatbelt when AF1 takes off and lands? like zero chance he does that, right?

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But there is essentially zero chance he is convicted.

The CNN commentators can’t stop laughing at how pathetic Trump’s exit was

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well, yeah, because he stayed in line

do you really think there would be “essentially zero chance” if he had spent the last two weeks going full bore on continuing the “stop the steal” stuff?

Do you really think republicans would suddenly grow a conscience? Enough to convict? No chance.

The one weird part of the speech was when he asked if girls pee from their butts.

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Both imo.

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