The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Schwab lets you take out a Margin loan and the minimum account value is only $2000. You can borrow up to half the value of the account. The interest rate is like 8% though. I think super rich people would pay way less interest but Schwab doesn’t publish those rates.

Today in real or Onion?

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The parenthesis, lack of !!!, and “Alec, you aren’t me” make me lean fake.

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rofl at the very last bit

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That’s way too witty to be real

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Onion

Yeah that was my take. There’s no way it’s real. Donald is funny, but he’s not that funny.

No random capitalized Words, gotta be Onion.

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WEGOTHIM

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1454103640755642373?s=20

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This upcoming Tucker Carlson thing seems unhinged even by Tucker Carlson’s normal standard of white nationalist vitriol. He’s all but daring his viewers to go out and murder people,

includes interviews with a man who claims “the left is hunting the right” and “sticking [American citizens] in Guantanamo Bay…leaving them there to rot.” Later in the promo, a woman asserts that “false flags have happened in this country. One of which may have been January 6.” A man is then shown firing a rifle at a shooting range as a narrator states “We are dealing with an insurgency in the United States," before the ad cuts to Joe Biden giving a speech in which he describes white supremacy as “the most lethal threat” in America.

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Rupert Murdoch needs to suffer. He won’t. At all.

One thing that really sucks about these 4 years is that I’m gonna be spending all of them just mentally bracing myself for a Trump win. That’s mentally draining. The first time around it was a total sucker punch and while it felt bad, there wasn’t 4 years of living in dread, knowing that it is coming.

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uhh everyone who was in any shape woke knew what’s coming when he won

No, I’m talking about the 4 years before he won. There was no worrying then. After that it was four terrible years, of course. This time around we will get 4 years of dread, followed by the 4 terrible years (which will be even more terrible).

https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1454636329812303872?s=21

https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1454637544138813441?s=21

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Biff Tannen is such a good rendition of this guy.

it seems like he thinks the tomahawk chop is a nazi salute or something

https://twitter.com/samannraven/status/1454601642519797765

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