The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

[ ] it’s the flu

[ ] Obama is having a birthday party

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Just another example of how smart he is and how we should have trusted every instinct and installed him as el presidente for life

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1424742303273529351?s=21

Nobody will ever understand why Mitch McConnell allowed this non-infrastructure bill to be passed. He has given up all of his leverage for the big whopper of a bill that will follow. I have quietly said for years that Mitch McConnell is the most overrated man in politics—now I don’t have to be quiet anymore. He is working so hard to give Biden a victory, now they’ll go for the big one, including the biggest tax increases in the history of our Country.

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Climate change melts glaciers → new platinum mines in Greenland → more electrical vehicles → decreased rate of climate change. Therefore climate change is good.

That makes perfect sense. We should move earth closer to the sun to accelerate the process.

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Pillowguy is hosting a ‘synposium’. I grabbed a screen capture. This guy definitely seems like he has it together, evidenced by the chyron:

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Who is this quoting

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1425144135703568395/video/1

This guy was a crack addict?

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No I will not go to Franks Pee CH dot com. These right wingers love their pee kinks.

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Yeah I definitely think he’s back on drugs. It’s seemed like that for awhile

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Then his dealer needs to lower prices to an overdose special.

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https://twitter.com/itsjefftiedrich/status/1425096928744849415?s=21

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wat

I’ll give you the ol’ 3 chances and first 2 don’t count.

https://twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1424878450867847181
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Amazing thread.

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https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1425200611167981578

https://twitter.com/Marengo234/status/1425245194119565313

But everyone is telling him he’s getting fleeced. What a fucking moron.

… and the leeches tell him that just means those naysayers are in on the scam too!

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Errata Rob seems like a complete idiot.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1425235554434633732

https://mobile.twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1425240825399705603

“ah, man. Well, nevertheless”

https://mobile.twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1425303083542880257

Shocker.