The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

I’m not sure what we’re defining as “his thing”, but he no longer has his Cali law license and he’s awaiting sentencing after being convicted on extortion charges in New York, so that’s probably hampered him a bit…

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My wife’s company is owned by a PE firm and she says that is a real position and it’s an amazing gig. You just have an occasional meeting with people at the company and help guide them through whatever they’re doing. She deals with a guy at the firm with a marketing background, he barely works, doesn’t really have real responsibility and gets paid mid 6 figures.

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Dude tried to extort Nike on a conference call with Nike’s lawyers and didn’t even consider that they might be recording the call. What a legend.

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"Both men told the Philadelphia talk radio station WPHT that they had no regrets about their defense of Trump and recounted how staff at the Trump International Hotel pampered them during the trial.

“They ironed my underwear,” van der Veen said. “Every morning, I woke up with ironed underwear!”

Weird that Trump lawyers are repping ANTIFA thugs

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WTF. Fuck Biden and Garland so hard.

Prosecuting Republicans for the crimes they commit is very unbipartisanship.

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Putin wouldn’t have it any other way.

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How can they charge him with this when they can’t get Trump for committing fraud while being actual Trump?

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Trump commits his fraud brazenly and openly. Fake Trump was hiding that he’s not Trump, if someone is hiding something then we know its bad.

Curses. Always another level.

Don’t worry he earns his pay. He is the one who snitches to the hatchet man when they break down the company.

Would have went with “wearing underwear” but yours is ok too.

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If you want to hate lawyers even more than you already do, try reading this. I made it 20 pages.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1402717168320405504?s=21

We got him?

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only relevant question

What a fucking loser Bob Mueller is.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1402722285031542784?s=21

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1402732475651170306?s=21

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Well guys, we thought this day might not come.

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