The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

https://twitter.com/brguest20/status/1401416768887787525

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How can a person be that rich and that famous and not have pants that fit.

How does he own a single piece of non custom clothes?

Thank you all so very much for making me stare at Trump’s crotch.

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Trump’s crotch is not a big deal.

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Don’t know much about fancy suits, but this article speculates that they’re actually being tailored (a) based on an outdated style that Trump probably picked up in the 80’s and never abandoned (much like his politics) and (b) an attempt to hide his girth…

he has a zipper on the back of his pants. what a sicko

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Putting the zipper in the back makes so he doesn’t have to undo his pants to poop.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CREWcrew/status/1401516875142533122

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Yeah, I’ve always had a modicum of respect for his tailor for managing to do such a reasonable job of hiding just how grotesquely overweight Trump is.

This guy poops.

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So if Trump put his pants on backwards, how did he zip up? And if someone did it for him, why not just tell him to turn them around? As much as I want to laugh, I think it’s fake.

Maybe his diaper leaked and the front got wet so genius that he is, there’s no problem he can’t solve.

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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1401614852662206471

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Vladimir vehemently disagrees.

You post baby pics so on your face! )or dog pics

(Typing w cut hand sucks)

He never had this disdain for any of trumps lies

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lol hasn’t he spent like 10,000 hours documenting every single lie Trump has made? Has that done anything?

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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1401618045395783698

He’s way past disdain. Past exhaustion. Past Zen like acceptance. Trump’s lies are ubiquitous and not worthy of attention.

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Lol, he’s an expert!

Snopes has weighed in.