The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

That was my first thought. They magically give him his account back in time to campaign?

Fuck Facebook.

“Remember we are still paying for your kids school and vacation home.”

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Freaking STRIPES, I knew it.

Where the fuck is my truck?

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in other words, he believed in the KRAKEN

https://twitter.com/meridithmcgraw/status/1401226007454044161?s=21

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https://mobile.twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/1401324647866642432

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Not a hero, puts on his pants like any other man.
https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/1401406435121106947?s=20

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He’s all ahole

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Is this for real or some optical artifact?

To be fair to the guy, it can’t matter much if you’re wearing a diaper.

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It looks like someone just blurred out his zipper, but you never know.

the way they’re wrinkling as he stands there is indicative of wearing pants backwards. i can tell because my father and grandfather were tailors and i’ve studied photos and videos of fat old men wearing pants backwards many times in my life.

donald trump accidentally put pants on backwards, or put them on backwards on purpose because he’s gotten so fat the pants don’t fit anymore and he’s embarrassed to buy bigger pants so he put his old pants on backwards in the hopes that no one would notice. seen it a thousand times…

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I mean im puzzled. I can see underwear or sweats on backwards, but the whole zip and button thing usually forstalls backwards pants. Probably a video artifact like a UFO, though less grainy.

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Its a signal , the storm is here(finally). Or maybe Cruz and Gaetz fucked up a diaper change .

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That really really really looks like pants on backwards. My theory is that his zipper broke like 5 minutes before he went on and this was the best solution they could come up with.

Sadly there’s a picture from Getty of his zipper from the event

I still choose to believe he’s too dumb to put pants on correctly.

Inconclusive.

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I didn’t see it initially on my phone, but watching the video in a larger window on desktop, the zipper area definitely appears blurred.

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