Even though it’s painfully obvious it’s due to vaccine rollout, he’ll totally run with the ‘just went away’ thing in two years when he’s campaigning, and millions of his fans will just nod along. “Yup they just waited until he was out of office to stop makin’ up all these cases and sayin’ anybody that slipped in the shower died of COVID!”
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Mentioned this elsewhere, but the “Trump house” near me has started flying the American flag upside down.
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i don’t think so, he is never going to shut up about developing the vaccine and is going to continue taking credit for it until his death.
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Well Unstuckers, I got some bad news and…
https://mobile.twitter.com/RawStory/status/1364977330565881860
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A house near me did the opposite. Took down the Trump flag and put up the Betsy Ross flag to be extra racist.
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Where is this?
Apparently March 4th (the original inauguration date in the 1800s or something) is the new Qanon date Trump arrests everyone and takes control.
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hang on lemme update my calendar
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They’re running the exact same playbook as religious cults predicting the end of the world, then moving it every time that day passes.
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He’ll find a way to claim both things simultaneously and no one will notice or care because they’re fucking stupid and WAAF.
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Donnie either had gastric bypass or plastic surgery. Lost too much weight too fast. He doesn’t have the discipline for diet and exercise.
Given his age, I lean more towards gastric bypass.
No chance he had bypass at his age.
Doubt he had surgery tbh. Sometimes not being president helps a lot.
Arizona
Maybe it’s stage 4 cancer.
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top secret military technology built him a bulletproof suit that looks normal except it makes him look fat and lean forward unnaturally
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Maybe he just looks skinny next to the sumo guy.
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