The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

https://twitter.com/herrerabeutler/status/1360419828721401856?s=21

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https://twitter.com/mattnegrin/status/1360421242394861568?s=21

I know I just basically copy paste this guys twitter feed but he is so right about this stuff.

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https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ny-impeachment-trial-schumer-20210212-5tdn5xrmxvdwlhvtfwfr5qcdx4-story.html?outputType=amp&__twitter_impression=true

Can the Democrats even call witnesses without changing the agreed upon rules?

If the Covid relief bill can’t pass until March, and it won’t delay it, I guess there is no reason not to call them now. They can probably refuse to testify and tie it up in court forever though.

Ponied by seconds. Sounds like if 50(1) say yes then they can.

And if these witnesses tell all Chuck to go lick their nutbags, what will he do?

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They can also just go with the tried and true “I don’t remember” or the even more likely “that’s not true, we all know I’m lying but what the fuck is going to happen, nothing.”

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The worst part is that every witness the Republicans call will show up and play along, like a pack of chumps.

Change the rules, call the prosecution witnesses, then change the rules back to “no witnesses”

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Rage. This whole thing just leaves me feel rage. Will be lucky if more than 5 vote to convict.

If we’re gonna do witnesses, call this guy.

https://twitter.com/commish_schmidt/status/1360436815577165824?s=21

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https://twitter.com/senwhitehouse/status/1360440160186478594?s=21

Seems like more lol lawyer brain. What’s the plan for “fuck off?”

How the fuck can anyone have lived through this era and think this shit matters or that anything will happen.

https://twitter.com/senwhitehouse/status/1360440158382944257?s=21

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Hypothetically (and I realize this is very hypothetical), let’s say Mitch has decided that Trump needs to get convicted. It is his mission. Does he have enough juice to get the votes to get it done?

Nope. Not even close.

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I’ll disagree with rv in the sense that if Mitch wants :tangerine: convicted that then means he speaks for the will of donors and powerful institutional players who are willing to deal with the fallout, and since most R senators still serve that constituency then imo it would happen because they’re lapdogs for that same constituency. In other words, Cocaine Mitch would only ever be for conviction if it was in his best interest, it’s not like any of these fucks are voting their conscience.

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relatedly, from CNN’s chief white house correspondent:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1360381434607861760

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It never ceases to amaze me how a man so astonishingly horrible and destructive in every aspect of his life has not only managed to completely escape consequence and accountability in this world, but is instead perpetually rewarded for those same traits. Like I look at Trump and feel rage, and then I look at the world and systems that pushed that fuck to the top of it and realize rage is just the beginning.

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Unfortunately the funniest outcome would be getting Trump on the stand to Colonel Jessup himself and then not get convicted anyway. Democrats did the right thing but they’ve unwittingly also demonstrated that our entire government is a farce wrt accountability.

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Nuking the filibuster for the voting rights. I think sinema might be on board because az is passing laws that would make it impossible to win.

We just need to appeal to manchin and tell him his vote could change the history and save our democracy or doom it.

Manchin usually comes around after a lot of bluster.

This is giving me a lot of anxiety lol

Trump: What the hell is this?
Schumah: DJT, you have the right to remain silent. Any statement you make…
Trump: [while Schumah continues reading his rights] I’m being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I’m being charged with a crime? This is funny. That’s what this is. You fuckin’ people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today–
Schumah: Oh don’t worry, you’re getting acquitted.
Trump: Totally exonerated.
Schumah: Whatever.