The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

lol - that’s good

Fortunately, he gets along great with his friend. He just gets annoyed when the kids gets Trumpy, which is clearly learned from his parents. Most of the time, they don’t talk politics, and when they do, they get past it and have fun playing video games. My son knows it’s not his friend’s fault that he’s that way.

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https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1359155390399791106?s=20

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https://twitter.com/ryanbeckwith/status/1333244792814391296?s=20

Nailed it

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46th President of Tattooine.

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1359170212843696128?s=20

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The LOL media is already at it, implying retiring GOP Senators will be more likely to convict. Memo to you dumb motherfuckers, the fine gentleman from FUCKING ALABAMA is not going to convict Donald Trump. Rob Portman is a god damn deplorable scumbag you insist is a “moderate” because he occasionally speaks in complete sentences. They already voted against even having the fucking trial once, what world are these dumbasses living in?

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I think we all know this ends with Vornado fucking Trump bigly. Those guys are actual rich/powerful people.

Like if anyone was surprised when the voting machine company lawyers showed up and started to get real results… Vornado has got to be an entire order of magnitude bigger.

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The reason why retiring senators won’t vote to convict Trump is that they want themselves and their families to be able to move around their communities without fear of harassment from rabid Trumpkins.

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Give them a credible threat of extralegal punishment from anti-Trumpers, so that they have problems either way.

Nice retirement you got planned there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.

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Graham on Hannity: Yeah, I gotta listen to this crap, hahaha.
https://twitter.com/JamesGleick/status/1359154276908564480?s=19

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lol @ calling Biden

If that happens and he shows that fuck everything it’s over

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They’re not though. Trump’s lawyers have made clear they’re not going to argue his wild claims of voter fraud and instead are putting up a limited defense, so they’re not going to call witnesses not relevant to that defense. It also puts them in a bind saying Trump won’t show up, but Biden should.

I hope D’s are not stupid enough to fall for this type of bluster.

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lol, do these clowns think giving Maxine Waters a hot mic is going to work out well for them?

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/994643849132806144?s=20

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Maxine Waters is a mega-corrupt POS who has mastered the standard GOP tactic of screaming so loudly about people your base hates that they overlook your obvious conflicts of interest and servility to donors (at the expense of your constituents).

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Literally any chance to filter her through the derposphere is good for them.

I guess I get that their goal is just to showcase a bunch of scary brown people (not sure why they went with Corey Booker lol) and perennial boogeymen like Nancy Pelosi, so Maxine going HAM at some hapless GOP guy will play well to their base. Honestly, it’s odd they aren’t threatening to call Hillary Clinton to the stand.

what happened?

i must have missed some updates, i just know that there was a $20 bet on biden being inaugurated. that happened. what’s the other kid holding out on? surely not march 3rd?

12-year old me would have already gotten into a fist fight over this twenty dollars lol :joy:

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1359194538175258627?s=21

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Also, lol

And watch as none of them show up, because why would they? Twitter Dems are still clueless.