The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

I would have thought the standard defense would have been “Well, we didn’t know it was false” or “We didn’t know they would say that”, followed by pulling the ad.

OAN can’t use that, since they knew both in advance.

A few suburban moderates are going to CNN. My mom and stepdad did. Trump swung like -10 points in Johnson Co. KS, where they live (basically the Orange County of Kansas City).

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article247013962.html

Might be something.

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I don’t know if it is enough legally but it certainly isn’t enough practically. Everybody who tunes in after the disclaimer doesn’t even know this isn’t part of OAN news programming or that they do not endorse the contents.

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The end of that disclaimer kind of negates that. Also there were previews available. It wasn’t live. Eff em.

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https://twitter.com/jaimeprimak/status/1358089885366771716?s=21

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Hurry up and get that bid in for time on OAN. You might as well get on the lawsuit gravy train.

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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https://twitter.com/JaimePrimak/status/1358089937313267713?s=19

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In case anyone is wondering, Ben Garrison is not OK.

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The “Secede or Die” one confuses me on many levels.

Notice that immediately after Florida Man stops being president Ben reverts back to Libertarian mode.

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It might be something.

But if Biden doesn’t deliver, it could easily snap back.

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And he continues rambling on for another 6 paragraphs about dumb shit like Northern California escaping “socialist” Southern California, because I guess the SF Bay Area is now part of SoCal.

Also, the cartoon right before the rock paper scissors one is a real chef’s kiss

Suddenly executive orders are BAD again.

gonna use my ONE TIME

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grunching.

This is called a “California burrito” and they were invented in San Diego and they are awesome.

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he’s talking about a minor movement that has been talking stupid about moving out of California north of the Bay Area.

Made me wonder if anyone had come up with a poutine burrito and, yes, someone has decided to make 'Bec-Mex a thing.

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It’s like a Harry Potter magic spell. MAGA IMPERIO!
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1358064325865398278?s=19

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Yeah, I don’t understand the state selection. No WY, MS, KY…? Why is WA included?

At least we know there are multiple suns in his world. No other way to explain the shadows.

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Whack a Clown is where you throw balls to knock over the non-moving clowns in 2-3 rows

Whack a Mole you use a hammer to hit moles that move vertically up and down from holes in the table

Not sure how he could confuse them.