How does Moby Dick not sound like a fun adventure? Going asea to hunt whales with a deranged captain and your bff is a cannibal? And you learn lots of whale facts, too.
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If that was the story yea. But there’s probably 100 pages at least of pointless details about the 19th century whaling industry. In excruciating detail.
I’ve read abridged versions that take out all the tedious stuff and it’s a much better read.
Have you ever read The Princess Bride?
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Nope until just now I thought it was just a movie LOL
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It’s arguable that the book is better than the movie.
It claims to be an abridged version that takes out a bunch of tedious details like dozens of pages describing packing and unpacking luggage.
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Last couple of years of mom’s life, I was hard-pressed to find Spanish version books for her to read on a cheap tablet I got her. I gave her Moby Dick thinking, “That’ll keep her busy a while.” Wrong. She was up day and night reading the damn thing. Now I feel obligated to read it myself, eventually.
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The Princess Bride is an outstanding book and well worth a read even if you’ve already seen the movie 100 times.
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Not as cool as the headline unfortunately.
"I couldn’t accept it because my husband was ill and then they asked me again about it and I wouldn’t travel because of the COVID,” Parton said.
She also stated that President Biden has made the same offer.
"Now I feel like if I take it, I’ll be doing politics, so I’m not sure,” Parton added.
You really have to try reading it as an angsty 13 year old boy
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https://twitter.com/lispower1/status/1356723155721715715?s=21
Lol. When you’re so batshit crazy that even the Newsmax anchor has to leave.
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He’s like “ya know, if I’m not on screen I think maybe that means I can’t be sued.” It’s worth a shot I guess.
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Sources at the secretary of state’s office say an email that Wood sent to Gray caused them to launch an official investigation.
In the email, Wood confirmed he moved to South Carolina, writing “I have been domiciled in South Carolina for several months after purchasing property in the state in April.”
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https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1356750066158096386
Well when you put it that way. 
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Gee Mr Thune that sure is a great question, let’s send a few dozen reporters to diners around the country and see what the American people think
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You guys have already made the point, but I don’t think it is as clear-cut as Mr. Thune thinks it is.
Holy shit this might be the greatest video clip of all time.
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Shut it all down. Nothing will ever top that video. Absolute perfection.
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I remember Issac Asimoz saying in his autobiography that he really enjoyed it and read it in one sitting.
Does he have something wrong with him that causes his tongue to flick all over the place? Or is this the first real evidence we have of our lizard overlords?
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