The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

OK, right wing, time to pick a side. On this side, you have a mixed race female who

Right wing: “THE OTHER SIDE”

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Can someone cliffs notes this story for me?

I really don’t want to go looking for stories about the royal family.

Unnamed shitbag senior royal was concerned that uppity American gold digger’s baby’s skin might not be white enough for them.

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And Oprah has clarified it’s not Queen or Prince Phillip. Leaving the cast of suspects quite small.

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The whole fucking cast of this whodunnit are plausible suspects.

Well we know it’s not Andrew since Markle is too old for him to be paying attention.

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@BestOf

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Her kids won’t be though.

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I’m scared to turn on the TV today as I don’t want to listen to this crap and has nothing at all to do with us losing the league yesterday, nothing at all.

:hear_no_evil::see_no_evil:

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I’m up to speed thanks to npr.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1368866521347407872

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I never in a million years would have thought Meghan was part African American. JFC these people are racist.

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charles -200

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Same. I mean I only knew of her as Harry’s wife and it’s hard to find something less interesting to me than the royal family. So, my lack of knowledge should be unsurprising.

Also, it obviously shouldn’t and doesn’t matter, but she is objectively incredibly beautiful. I feel like even moderately racist people can be like “yeah, I get it, shes really good looking.”

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This is a lock. The comment has boomer royalty fingerprints all over it. Even if William was thinking this, he’s modern enough not to say it.

ETA: Although my money was on Philip until Harry cleared him with Oprah. He’s no angel.

If Trump were still president we’d have a couple of tweets on this already. Probably something about how this is because George III or whatever number failed to show the power of strength. Sad.

Where’s Biden?

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I also immediately suspected the Duke of Edinburgh when I heard this. Now I’m thinking the Lady Ogilvy or Prince Michael of Kent.

Do you really think Trump could in any shape or form relate British Monarchs or politicians pre 1950 to historic events? If so he would have blamed Pit the Younger.

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They won’t stop until she’s dead & duried, then it may just die down to a occasional weekly spread, why?

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1369039620332208133

https://mobile.twitter.com/HayesBrown/status/1368977062141247492

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Is this an all-female remake of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?