I feel like Riverman and I are basically saying the same thing, but everyone tells me I’m overreacting.
The people who watched this in full (lol, nerds) will think Biden won, but your casuals are going to get bombarded with “A MORE RESTRAINED TONE” headlines and interviews with diner patrons in Akron, Ohio who are like “Well, I didn’t like his tweets but I see now that there’s a more presidential side to him.” This is a hanging slider just sitting there for Maggie Haberman to dig her cleats in and smack it out of the park.
biden’s oil line was such a huge error too. Doesn’t matter how many nerds go “but actually” and explain that we’re all phasing out of it already after that.
Some of it was the muting, some of it was Trump was genuinely more restrained in demeanor (the substance of what he was saying was still wild, but he seemed calmer).
I just want to say, I was stealing the word “jizzmopper” from Clerks long before Riverman made it popular. You can check the 22 archives if you don’t believe me.
I don’t mean to disrespect jizzmoppers out there, I’ve mopped up non-jizzed floors and that’s a shitty job right there. You guys are doing honest work and you’re underpaid as far as I’m concerned.
Actually, jizzmoppers are probably all out of work now because of COVID. That’s dark.
this oil shit is tilting me. People went from lets vote to a socialist because we need a revolution in this country to lets not mention climate because people in Texas won’t like it.
