The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

Did he say, “Thugs be wanting to slug me, be up at the bar with too much bubbly,” then do a nasty tasty guitar solo?

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Please stop, also none of the deplorables on my Facebook have said shit, so I don’t think it landed

but Trolly is freakin’.

at least screenshot it trolly imo

https://twitter.com/PreetBharara/status/1319475537182601216?s=20

Fuck you @Preet_Bharara come fite me bitch

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https://twitter.com/mattnegrin/status/1319475905652248576?s=21

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If he had just done this he would have crushed:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/realGulDukat/status/1319459958690336769

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it’s not about what you or I or trumpers think

it’s about did this thing motivate youth to vote dem or anyone who did in the past say 3 elections who either hadn’t voted yet or wasn’t going to to do so or anyone (HOW) still undecided an actually means it

I don’t think it did :/

I can’t screenshot broadcast TV.

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And you got ponied! I somehow captured that within 14 seconds of it appearing on the twitters.

Doth thou ownest a phone?

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fwiw going with 80 year old previously demented senile guy has done nothing in 50 years in Washington but also going to be on the cutting edge of climate change battle is not actually gonna land any points.

What will land is white people in the midwest want to vote for Trump. They would have found some other excuse, it doesn’t matter. It will never be a landslide, we gotta edge this out.

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You even Polaroid bro?

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How fucking old are you?

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Maybe you can send us a telegram

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You know, this is so unfair. Some of us – I won’t say who, but I think you remember who. Some of us called very strongly that the first debate was an absolute disaster for President Trump. We called that very strongly in real time and no one says now. No one says. It’s really a total disgrace.

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Old, but not “too old for this shit” old.

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Just a reminder that as of this moment at least 49 million people have already voted totaling 35 percent of the total 2016 turnout. This number is almost certainly much higher though because states like NY don’t report absentees recieved.

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I am at an appropriate age for this shit.

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