The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

The only tactics in Pence’s toolbox are his ability to make smarmy faces and lie without conscience. I think Kamala wipes the floor with him and Trump loses more ground if the debate happens. They’re in a catch-22 right now and they’re stuck choosing between losing strategies–Pence can back out and look like a coward or participate and look like an incompetent boob. Kamala dropping out would hand Trump a win.

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Actual scientists agree with us. This is insane.

https://twitter.com/nytscience/status/1313953511873355777?s=21

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Kamala should leave a ticket for Herman Cain.

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Ben Carson will probably claim it.

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True true. For the record, I am firmly in camp kick his ass. Just don’t want her to die for it.

Sadly the performance we’re all hoping to see will alienate idiotic racists in crucial states, so unless she just gets pissed off and goes full DGAF, this is going to be disappointing.

Yah I’m not anticipating any sick takedowns tonight. Pence will give his smarmy King Trump fellative filibusters and Kamala will spend the whole time trying to make Pence admit Trump was wrong about things. He won’t admit Trump was wrong about things.

If she gives 10% of what she threw at Brett, I’ll be pleased.

Will they find a way to ask Pence a question about whether he would pardon Trump if Trump resigned after losing the election?

Seeing as the moderator is an actual Pence surrogate, I doubt it.

Will Harris find a way to bring it into the conversation?

How long? UK noob :grin:

It’s in about 90 minutes, if that is what you are asking.

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Would it help or hurt Harris to come out with a mask on that she wears the entire time after saying “I know where the VP has been”?

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Lets get ready to stuuuuuumble.

Glad to be here with you fellow marks.

It’s definitely going to be disappointing for anyone expecting full fledged scorched earth. All we really need here is a show of competence and no unforced errors. It’s not going to satisfy anyone looking for blood, but it’s the correct play strategically.

What’s this about?

I think Karen has engineered this whole WH/Covid-19 shit so Mikey doesn’t get to close to kopmala.

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https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1313561894733729792?s=21

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Reading that article serves as a really good reminder that politicians and the media are all on one team together.