The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

If she gets pozzed you can slam the door on another debate between trump and Joe, basically ending his only way to create positive opportunities.

40%+ of Americans can’t figure out that Trump/Pence are lying to their faces every day…but sure 65%+ will totally blame the old white dudes for a WOC getting pozzed. Finger on the pulse of the electorate here.

Even if 50%+ blame Trump/Pence it’s still not a positive thing because it allows for both-sidesing, and it’ll just become, welp both campaigns got pozzed.

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(this is not a joke, this is 100% serious)
https://twitter.com/amber_athey/status/1313917146204864525

Probably slow to this but still, jeebus

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Would be pretty wild if he showed.

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Man if I were a 50-ish black guy near SLC I’d for sure try to claim that ticket.

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Although it’d be brutal if they actually let you in and you had to sit through the debate.

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There was a story about a dude named Tupac Shakur in Kentucky or somewhere having his voter registration application rejected as fraudulent

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Grab your Glock if you see Tupac

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Gotta be honest. Trump is a really good troll.

Like if he lost and just became a prolific internet troll, I’d be cool with that.

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https://twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1197257754404118530

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22 got there first. He’s called Toothsayer.

Tupac was a communist, maybe he’s friends with Kamala’s Marxist dad

The whole point of a troll is leaving pithy zingers that require no effort in order to get some laughs. If you spend more than a minute thinking about a post, then you’re not a good troll.

Toothsayer actually believes his shit. At least based on what I know about him.

And got pozzed for the trouble.

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Nah, Tooth knows he’s full of shit. Guy just has some kind of personality disorder and being a fabulist gets him the attention he needs.

She needs to have a large plexiglass divider on wheels and just roll it out just before he comes on stage.

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anyone else ready for pence pretending to be the nicest person in human history?

It’d have to be another 2 point bump for Biden/Harris right?

Let’s go deep inside the solitary mind of a madman
Screams in the dark, evil lurks, enemies, see me flee

Tupac mentions Trump in the first 30 seconds of this video where he uses examples to talk about inequality and the issues in society lol

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