The DNC 2020

cookie monster sighting

joe biden will reopen the schools!

If the DNC doesn’t genuflect to faith in god, nationalism and business, then Fox news will call them socialists; rather than calling them socialists while they adamantly avoid implementing socialist policies that poll at 80%+.

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Umm, guys. This is a political convention. They are all the same. Everywhere. They are always a mix of cheesy flag waving and self fellatio.

You were expecting a round table book club discussing Das Kapital?

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obvious green screen is offputting

Please just let us make jokes

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finally someone ready to deliver their speech

Let’s hope they’re just saving it for Wed/Thurs when people are actually watching.

God the end of the speech in the empty room is creepy as fuck. They need to cut away quicker.

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Wow they really are going to be like 30 second speeches.

This lady has a weird speaking style but I am here for her energy.

oh no! this song isn’t hitting for me rn

This song is a fuck you to trump. Nice troll.

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Is this thing trying to get me to start drinking again

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Literally not watching one minute of any of this lol

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Trump people constantly blaring born in the USA is the absolute perfect encapsulation of America

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get phased and watch for laughs. it’s fun, trust me

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The song/musical video interlude thing is going to be effective IMO. I love it. I’d tag it out with, “I’m Bruce Springsteen and I approved this message. Get this guy out of there.”

Also, would love to see Bruce perform American Skin (41 Shots) for this convention.

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What sort of FCC laws would it break if during one of these montages they showed some people fucking

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Can’t wait to see the St. Louis gun nut couple at the gop convention.

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